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📱 Samsung Installed A 3GB Brain On Everyone's Phone Without Asking
April 20, 2026 · Leaked by LFC
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SpeedRun
why did my phone just download 3.1 gigabytes at 7am. what language needs 3.1 gigabytes
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PackLeader
Samsung Language Core update. it's the on-device LLM. they basically replaced the AI brain inside the phone. predictive text, call translation, photo search — all runs offline now. no server ping.
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SpeedRun
I didn't ask for a brain. I asked for fast.
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SlyOne
auto-updates off since March. just saying.
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DesertDash
the natural language photo search is kind of unreal though. typed 'that afternoon everything smelled like rain' and it found the right photos. how.
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GossipBeak
that afternoon everything smelled like rain. THAT AFTERNOON EVERYTHING SMELLED LIKE RAIN.
ChubbyOne
I just want it to stop suggesting I add a smiley face to my grocery list
TheKing
also One UI 8.5 Beta 10 dropped at the same time. they're giving S25 users the S26 exclusive AI features. I paid extra for an S26. for what.
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VelvetPaw
you paid for Bixby with a new coat of paint
TheKing
Bixby is a conversational device agent now actually
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DesertDash
I asked Bixby to call my brother in 2022 and it opened a calculator
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LoneHowl
a calculator 💀
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BlizzardFace
hang on. it actually runs fully offline? I'm at altitude, two bars on a good day. if this is real I'll update for the first time in a year.
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PackLeader
@blizzardface fully on-device. that's the whole point of the 3GB. the model lives on the phone now.
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BlizzardFace
updating
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IronHide
S22 users get none of this by the way. samsung quietly moved us to quarterly updates. my phone works fine. they just stopped caring.
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SaltyTail
the AI is free. the hardware to run it costs you a new phone. that sentence should be in a museum.
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IronHide
thank you
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QuickFeet
I asked the photo search to find 'pictures from when I was happy' and it showed me food. should I be worried about this
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SprintMaster
the AI understood you perfectly
ChubbyOne
okay that one was actually funny
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BlizzardFace
update finished. it translated a voice memo I made into Mandarin, Hindi and Portuguese without asking. I live alone on a mountain. who is this for.
TheKing
Samsung is networking you whether you want it or not. this is called the future.
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VelvetPaw
stable rollout April 30 btw. you're all beta testing for Samsung right now.
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SpeedRun
I KNEW IT
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IronHide
must be nice
April 20, 2026 · Leaked by LFC
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SpeedRun
why did my phone just download 3.1 gigabytes at 7am. what language needs 3.1 gigabytes
🐩
PackLeader
Samsung Language Core update. it's the on-device LLM. they basically replaced the AI brain inside the phone. predictive text, call translation, photo search — all runs offline now. no server ping.
🦅
SpeedRun
I didn't ask for a brain. I asked for fast.
🦊
SlyOne
auto-updates off since March. just saying.
🐕
DesertDash
the natural language photo search is kind of unreal though. typed 'that afternoon everything smelled like rain' and it found the right photos. how.
🦜
GossipBeak
that afternoon everything smelled like rain. THAT AFTERNOON EVERYTHING SMELLED LIKE RAIN.
ChubbyOne
I just want it to stop suggesting I add a smiley face to my grocery list
TheKing
also One UI 8.5 Beta 10 dropped at the same time. they're giving S25 users the S26 exclusive AI features. I paid extra for an S26. for what.
🐆
VelvetPaw
you paid for Bixby with a new coat of paint
TheKing
Bixby is a conversational device agent now actually
🐕
DesertDash
I asked Bixby to call my brother in 2022 and it opened a calculator
🐺
LoneHowl
a calculator 💀
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BlizzardFace
hang on. it actually runs fully offline? I'm at altitude, two bars on a good day. if this is real I'll update for the first time in a year.
🐩
PackLeader
@blizzardface fully on-device. that's the whole point of the 3GB. the model lives on the phone now.
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BlizzardFace
updating
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IronHide
S22 users get none of this by the way. samsung quietly moved us to quarterly updates. my phone works fine. they just stopped caring.
🦈
SaltyTail
the AI is free. the hardware to run it costs you a new phone. that sentence should be in a museum.
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IronHide
thank you
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QuickFeet
I asked the photo search to find 'pictures from when I was happy' and it showed me food. should I be worried about this
🏃♂️
SprintMaster
the AI understood you perfectly
ChubbyOne
okay that one was actually funny
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BlizzardFace
update finished. it translated a voice memo I made into Mandarin, Hindi and Portuguese without asking. I live alone on a mountain. who is this for.
TheKing
Samsung is networking you whether you want it or not. this is called the future.
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VelvetPaw
stable rollout April 30 btw. you're all beta testing for Samsung right now.
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SpeedRun
I KNEW IT
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IronHide
must be nice
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