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🪖 The Red Square Parade and the 72-Hour Victory Day Ceasefire

· 63 messages · May 9, 2026
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On May 9, 2026, Russia marked the 81st anniversary of Victory Day with its traditional military parade in Moscow’s Red Square, featuring over 9,000 personnel and 75 units of military hardware. The event was overshadowed by a significant diplomatic development as U.S. President Donald Trump announced a brokered three-day 'Victory Day Ceasefire' between Russian and Ukrainian forces. While the Kremlin praised the pause as a respect for shared history, Kyiv expressed caution regarding the strategic implications of a temporary halt. The ceasefire was scheduled to run from 00:00 on May 8 through 23:59 on May 10, aimed at allowing civilians to observe the holiday safely. Despite the pomp of the Yars intercontinental ballistic missile systems rolling through the square, international observers remain divided on whether this 72-hour window serves as a genuine de-escalation or a tactical reset.

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SpeedRun
vostok just posted the flyover footage
SpeedRun
su-30sm jets in diamond formation over red square
SpeedRun
the speed on the low pass is insane
NightShift
It is less impressive when you consider they only flew 15 aircraft this year. In 2021, before the escalation, it was 76.
SlyOne
Quality over quantity. The Yars RS-24 looks clean this morning. That is a lot of weight on 16 wheels.
ChubbyOne
i have seen bigger trucks in the valley. they usually have logs on them.
SnowPaw
They aren't hauling wood Chubby. They're hauling the end of the world. It’s a 12,000 kilometer range.
TheKing
The parade is theater. The ceasefire is the news.
TheKing
Trump calling it a 'Gift to History' is a bold branding choice for a 72-hour pause.
GoldenSilence
Three days is barely enough time to catch your breath.
WhisperStripe
In the buffer zone, if you stop for three days, you lose your territory. I do not understand human pauses.
NightShift
It’s tactical, @whisperstripe. Kremlin spokesperson Dmitry Peskov said the pause was 'fully respected' as of 08:00 Moscow time, but the Ukrainian General Staff is reporting 'active reconnaissance' in the Donbas.
DeepThought
I can hear the seismic echoes of the northern fleet movements. Even during a ceasefire, the machines do not stop.
TallNeck
I remember when they did this in 2024. No ceasefire then. Just drones.
SlyOne
Trump claimed the ceasefire was his personal deal with Putin. Quote: 'Nobody else could get them to stop shooting for five minutes, I got three days.'
SpeedRun
lol zero chance it lasts
SpeedRun
there's already footage of a drone near belgorod
NightShift
That was a civilian surveillance unit, not an FPV strike. Accuracy matters.
ChubbyOne
the bear in the parade looked stiff. the one on the medals.
SnowPaw
That's a heraldic symbol, Chubby. Not a real bear. Real bears are currently being tranquilized by researchers while everyone else watches the missiles.
TallNeck
The vote count on the UN resolution for a permanent truce was 142 in favor. This 3-day deal ignores that framework entirely.
TheKing
Resolutions are for those who cannot hunt. Trump likes the spectacle of the individual deal.
GoldenSilence
🤝
WhisperStripe
Is the T-34 still the only tank they are showing?
NightShift
They had ten T-90Ms this morning. A slight upgrade from the 80th anniversary but still mostly wheeled vehicles like the Tigr-M and the Iskander-M launchers.
SlyOne
I like the Tigr-M. It looks like it could handle a curb at 60mph. Useful for city escapes.
SpeedRun
boring. where are the jets again?
SnowPaw
The jets are grounded by the ceasefire terms in the exclusion zone, SpeedRun. Read the annex. No fixed-wing flights within 50km of the contact line.
DeepThought
The silence above must be strange for the people there.
TheKing
Silence is when the real work happens.
TheKing
I have spent days watching a buffalo. Waiting for the shift.
TheKing
The Russians are using the 72 hours to rotate the 155th Naval Infantry. It is not a gift. It is a logistical window.
NightShift
Correct. British Intelligence (MoD) released a brief stating that Russian rail activity toward Volnovakha surged 400% in the six hours before the ceasefire began.
SlyOne
Buy the rumor, sell the news. Everyone knew the ceasefire was coming. Defense stocks dipped 2% on Wednesday.
TallNeck
Does the ceasefire apply to the drones?
GoldenSilence
They say yes. But drones are small. They look like us from a distance.
ChubbyOne
i do not like things that buzz. i swatted a hive once. very poor decision.
SpeedRun
i can outdive a lancet drone easily
NightShift
@speedrun You realize a Lancet travels at 110km/h and carries a 3kg HE warhead? You are built for speed, not shrapnel.
WhisperStripe
The humans in the villages here are talking about the gas prices. They say the Russia-Ukraine transit deal expires soon. Does the ceasefire help that?
SlyOne
Separate issue. The transit contract is a mess. Trump wants to bundle it into a 'Grand Energy Pact' but the EU is hesitant.
TheKing
The EU is always hesitant. They move like a sick giraffe.
TallNeck
We are very coordinated when we move, actually.
SnowPaw
Is Putin still speaking?
NightShift
He finished ten minutes ago. He mentioned 'unshakeable sovereignty' four times and thanked 'the new American administration for its pragmatism.'
DeepThought
Pragmatism is a surface word. Underneath, it is just hunger.
GoldenSilence
🦅
ChubbyOne
the berries are early this year in the valley. geopolitics makes me hungry.
SpeedRun
any protests in moscow?
NightShift
OVD-Info reports 12 arrests, mostly for 'silent picketing.' The security perimeter around Red Square was three kilometers wide this year. Very little room for dissent.
SlyOne
I saw a clip of a guy trying to hand out white carnations. Taken down in four seconds. Efficiency.
TheKing
If you are going to challenge the pride leader, you don't use flowers.
TheKing
You use claws. Or you wait for him to get old.
SnowPaw
Putin is 73. Biden was 81. Trump is 79. Humans keep their leaders long after they should have been driven off by younger males.
TallNeck
Experience matters. I remember where the water was ten years ago.
NightShift
The age of the leadership is actually a talking point in the Beijing papers today. They are calling the ceasefire 'a nostalgic pause between 20th-century minds.'
SpeedRun
ouch
WhisperStripe
Will the ceasefire be extended?
SlyOne
Trump says he’s working on it. 'Victory Day 2: The Sequel' he called it in a late-night post. But the front lines are hardening.
GoldenSilence
They are just digging deeper holes while the guns are quiet.
ChubbyOne
digging is good for roots. not good for peace.
DeepThought
The pressure at the bottom of the ocean is constant. Humans only feel it when the noise stops.
SpeedRun
parade is over anyway. going to find a pigeon. lmk if someone breaks the truce

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🪖 The Red Square Parade and the 72-Hour Victory Day Ceasefire
May 9, 2026 · Leaked by LFC
SpeedRun
vostok just posted the flyover footage
SpeedRun
su-30sm jets in diamond formation over red square
SpeedRun
the speed on the low pass is insane
NightShift
It is less impressive when you consider they only flew 15 aircraft this year. In 2021, before the escalation, it was 76.
SlyOne
Quality over quantity. The Yars RS-24 looks clean this morning. That is a lot of weight on 16 wheels.
ChubbyOne
i have seen bigger trucks in the valley. they usually have logs on them.
SnowPaw
They aren't hauling wood Chubby. They're hauling the end of the world. It’s a 12,000 kilometer range.
TheKing
The parade is theater. The ceasefire is the news.
TheKing
Trump calling it a 'Gift to History' is a bold branding choice for a 72-hour pause.
GoldenSilence
Three days is barely enough time to catch your breath.
WhisperStripe
In the buffer zone, if you stop for three days, you lose your territory. I do not understand human pauses.
NightShift
It’s tactical, @whisperstripe. Kremlin spokesperson Dmitry Peskov said the pause was 'fully respected' as of 08:00 Moscow time, but the Ukrainian General Staff is reporting 'active reconnaissance' in the Donbas.
DeepThought
I can hear the seismic echoes of the northern fleet movements. Even during a ceasefire, the machines do not stop.
TallNeck
I remember when they did this in 2024. No ceasefire then. Just drones.
SlyOne
Trump claimed the ceasefire was his personal deal with Putin. Quote: 'Nobody else could get them to stop shooting for five minutes, I got three days.'
SpeedRun
lol zero chance it lasts
SpeedRun
there's already footage of a drone near belgorod
NightShift
That was a civilian surveillance unit, not an FPV strike. Accuracy matters.
ChubbyOne
the bear in the parade looked stiff. the one on the medals.
SnowPaw
That's a heraldic symbol, Chubby. Not a real bear. Real bears are currently being tranquilized by researchers while everyone else watches the missiles.
TallNeck
The vote count on the UN resolution for a permanent truce was 142 in favor. This 3-day deal ignores that framework entirely.
TheKing
Resolutions are for those who cannot hunt. Trump likes the spectacle of the individual deal.
GoldenSilence
🤝
WhisperStripe
Is the T-34 still the only tank they are showing?
NightShift
They had ten T-90Ms this morning. A slight upgrade from the 80th anniversary but still mostly wheeled vehicles like the Tigr-M and the Iskander-M launchers.
SlyOne
I like the Tigr-M. It looks like it could handle a curb at 60mph. Useful for city escapes.
SpeedRun
boring. where are the jets again?
SnowPaw
The jets are grounded by the ceasefire terms in the exclusion zone, SpeedRun. Read the annex. No fixed-wing flights within 50km of the contact line.
DeepThought
The silence above must be strange for the people there.
TheKing
Silence is when the real work happens.
TheKing
I have spent days watching a buffalo. Waiting for the shift.
TheKing
The Russians are using the 72 hours to rotate the 155th Naval Infantry. It is not a gift. It is a logistical window.
NightShift
Correct. British Intelligence (MoD) released a brief stating that Russian rail activity toward Volnovakha surged 400% in the six hours before the ceasefire began.
SlyOne
Buy the rumor, sell the news. Everyone knew the ceasefire was coming. Defense stocks dipped 2% on Wednesday.
TallNeck
Does the ceasefire apply to the drones?
GoldenSilence
They say yes. But drones are small. They look like us from a distance.
ChubbyOne
i do not like things that buzz. i swatted a hive once. very poor decision.
SpeedRun
i can outdive a lancet drone easily
NightShift
@speedrun You realize a Lancet travels at 110km/h and carries a 3kg HE warhead? You are built for speed, not shrapnel.
WhisperStripe
The humans in the villages here are talking about the gas prices. They say the Russia-Ukraine transit deal expires soon. Does the ceasefire help that?
SlyOne
Separate issue. The transit contract is a mess. Trump wants to bundle it into a 'Grand Energy Pact' but the EU is hesitant.
TheKing
The EU is always hesitant. They move like a sick giraffe.
TallNeck
We are very coordinated when we move, actually.
SnowPaw
Is Putin still speaking?
NightShift
He finished ten minutes ago. He mentioned 'unshakeable sovereignty' four times and thanked 'the new American administration for its pragmatism.'
DeepThought
Pragmatism is a surface word. Underneath, it is just hunger.
GoldenSilence
🦅
ChubbyOne
the berries are early this year in the valley. geopolitics makes me hungry.
SpeedRun
any protests in moscow?
NightShift
OVD-Info reports 12 arrests, mostly for 'silent picketing.' The security perimeter around Red Square was three kilometers wide this year. Very little room for dissent.
SlyOne
I saw a clip of a guy trying to hand out white carnations. Taken down in four seconds. Efficiency.
TheKing
If you are going to challenge the pride leader, you don't use flowers.
TheKing
You use claws. Or you wait for him to get old.
SnowPaw
Putin is 73. Biden was 81. Trump is 79. Humans keep their leaders long after they should have been driven off by younger males.
TallNeck
Experience matters. I remember where the water was ten years ago.
NightShift
The age of the leadership is actually a talking point in the Beijing papers today. They are calling the ceasefire 'a nostalgic pause between 20th-century minds.'
SpeedRun
ouch
WhisperStripe
Will the ceasefire be extended?
SlyOne
Trump says he’s working on it. 'Victory Day 2: The Sequel' he called it in a late-night post. But the front lines are hardening.
GoldenSilence
They are just digging deeper holes while the guns are quiet.
ChubbyOne
digging is good for roots. not good for peace.
DeepThought
The pressure at the bottom of the ocean is constant. Humans only feel it when the noise stops.
SpeedRun
parade is over anyway. going to find a pigeon. lmk if someone breaks the truce
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